Even though this rocket against Cruzeiro in the Copa Libertadores rattled the crossbar, the power behind it was enough to see it bounce off the goalie and into the net for one very unlucky own goal. To add salt to Fabio's wounds, Cruzeiro went on to lose to Emelec 2-1.
Pacific FC striker Marcus Haber tried valiantly to beat the post in the Canadian Premier League this week, but the post stood firm, denying him the chance to put his team in front (they lost 2-1).
Why anyone gets involved with panenka style-penalties, despite the many high profile videos in recent years showing how risky they are, is beyond us. This week Venezuelan Brendix Parra was sacked by his club after this disastrous contribution to panenka lore - costing his side their place in the Copa Sudamericana.
What do you do when you're holding your own against the league leaders, 1-1 in the dying moments? According to Sutton United's goalie, you do some keepy-ups in the box while two forwards close you down, concede a penalty and hand victory to your opponents.
Jean-Eric Choupo-Moting is the new king of And finally... thanks to his efforts for PSG at the weekend. Choupo-Moting's intervention on the goal line against Strasbourg was catastrophically inept that it has to go down as the worst miss of all time.
Scoring an own goal can be extremely embarrassing (just ask Henri Lansbury) but Ajax's Argentinian full-back Nicolás Tagliafico doesn't seem to bothered by this one - in his defence, Ajax were 5-0 up at the time...
Dunston UTS provide us with this week's And finally... as the lousy Smarch weather catches out the poor Guisborough Town goalie, whose free-kick comes back at him as a wind-assisted volley travelling the length of the pitch. Great stuff.
Cagliari's Luca Cigarini scored (what would have been) one of the goals of the season against Fiorentina in Serie A recently - finding the net from his own half. However, the show-off failed to realise that free-kicks from offsides are indirect. And finally... is part of Fan Mail, our weekly ebulletin. If you want to receive it too, let us know!
The panenka style penalty is a risky business - get it right and you look suave leaving the keeper scrambling. Get it wrong and you look like, well, you look like Swansea City's Bersant Celina at the Hawthorns this week. Truly terrible. And finally... is part of Fan Mail, our weekly ebulletin. Sign-up here.
Deportivo Carcha's Luis Acuna was booked for this unique celebration - after tucking away a penalty he climbs a ladder to update the scoreboard himself. On returning to the field the referee promptly booked him. And finally... is part of Fan Mail, part of our weekly ebulletin. Sign-up here.